when done, I said:
Oh cutie... I admire your bravery, you strict discipline. You really, I mean REALLY don't peek? Ever? How can you stand that. I couldn't. In fact, the only way to prevent me from consuming spoilers would be a dazzling look from a certain immortal telling me to stop it. So there. Edward shushing Bella.

link: supersecrettwilightblog.blogspot.com

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when done, I said:
What am I supposed to think about two girls who go by the names Fire Crotch and Bitches and say they bite pretty hard? Right. Ouch! When I visited your blog, I also got a certain impression of what you would like to sink your teeth in. Naughty gals. Just like me. That's why you got this Rated Rawr button.

link: webiteprettyhard.blogspot.com

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when done, I said:
The header subline says: "Yet Another Twilight Blog". Well, it's not THAT easy, Whitley!
You commented on my blog and you were all like hey, I'm Whitley and I have a blog and it's about Twilight... And NOT A SINGLE WORD about that cutie, your partner in bloggy crime, Jeremy? Ts,ts,ts...
Even Rob is pleased that there is no
bloggy hormone imbalance, for once.
So he did something extraordinary male in honor of Twilog: ink on a pin, underneath the skin!
Pretty painful, but he took it like a man...

link: twilog.net/

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First I made Gollum kidnap
KG's most precious Twilight mag.
Then I made up for it with a button.
When done, I said:
I won't say I'm sorry for that Gollum thing. It was deep satisfaction I felt when you said that you might have pee'd your pants. Revenge. Finally. You have NO IDEA how many pants I've ruined reading your blog. Your Friday Funniez have killed me. But then you surprisingly added yourself to my readers. I felt a little guilty and tried to make up for my sinister bargain with the stinker by creating a somewhat elegant look for your button.

link: twi-lovemythicalcreatures.blogspot.com/

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when done, I said:
So you ladies started a Twilight blog because your husbands don't sparkle, huh? Lame excuse, I say!

With "Twidiculous Sparkle Gel",
every woman can now have her very own homemade, shiny marble-chested sexgod in next to no time.
Fragrant, pleasant to the skin and allergy-screened.
Don't hesitate, order now!!!

(...and I'm pretty sure you'll find some other reasons for blogging...)

link: twidiculous.blogspot.com/

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when done, I said:
Dear Marie - just because you're driving a rental car instead of your own vehicle, doesn't mean you're not one hell of a cruiser. So just in case you get pulled over by the blogway patrol, you should be able to establish your identity as the kick-ass guest poster you are. So here's your driver license - validity not to be contested!

link: twitter.com/marie2450

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